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Esplinade has always had a reputation as the original Sin City. But some sins scream louder than others. Esplinade has just been hit with a howler so loud it's caused tidal waves in Yankara. Yeah, and who gives a fuck right, but let's get it straight and up and out there Esplinadians - Sin City, Live and Let Die, Land of Horrific Fantasy, has fallen victim to one of the grossest abasements of humanity ever to occur.

Abraham Alexander, some weedy little bitch from Jungarw, hath come to our fair city and defiled it. This inglorious cunt hath arrived via air transport, fleeing prosecution for a string of debasements in his native desert land. Yes, they have laws in desert communities, fucking weird isn't it? You'd expect them to be a load of total faggots.

We here at The Esplinade Chronicle are offering you the blow-by-blow dissection of this odious corpse. Full series just 5c.